Thursday, May 9, 2013

Leap the Gorge with the Yellow River Chronicles...

Greetings and welcome back to the Yellow River Chronicles!  This week, the Two Buddhas travel to faire Yunnan province in the west of the People's Republic to hike the famous Leaping Tiger Gorge and encounter the famous 28 Bends to Enlightenment.

We will cover the Final Days of the Three Buddhas in a later YRC, once the police have finished their  investigations and the testimonies are no longer sealed.

So, back to the Gorge.  The gorgeous Gorge so to speak.   Around 15 kilometres (9.3 mi) in length, the gorge is located where the river passes between the 5,596 metres (18,360 ft) Jade Dragon Snow Mountain and the 5,396 metres (17,703 ft) Haba Snow Mountain in a series of rapids under steep 2,000 metres (6,600 ft) cliffs.


Legend says that in order to escape from a hunter, a tiger jumped across the river at the narrowest point.


The gorge is not considered navigable. In the early 1980s, four rafters attempted to go down the gorge and were "never seen again".   This probably involved the traditional People's Republic search party protocol:

It was there that the Tiger did leap
Comrade One:   I saw four yáng guǐzi in small boats in the gorge!
Comrade Two:   What were they doing there?
Comrade One:    Paddling like demons.  Then they hit the rapids and all I saw was what the American rafters call a "yard sale".   The boats flipped and they were catapulted out of their boats.
Comrade Two:   Ummmm.
Comrade One:   Should we alert anyone?
Comrade Two:   <Shrugs>.  Who would we alert?  We don't know any yáng guǐzi.

A candidate for the deepest river gorge in the world, the "Leaping T" trail features the famous 28-Bends.  The hike takes the better part of two days, with the first day being Ascent Day and the second day being...well, Descent Day.
The hiking upper trail represents a total distance of 26 kilometers, a total ascent of 1145 meters up and a total descent of 1090 meters down. The steepest part of the trail (the '28 bends') consists in 453 meters ascent (on 2.5 km long) from 2208 meters high up to 2661 meters high with an average grade of 18.1%.
The thin horizontal line is the trail.
Yes, the Two Buddhas hiked 3,800 feet up the trail.  Mule wranglers followed the weaker hikers in an attempt to convince them they were better off riding to the top.  Frequent small stands on the trail offered Snickers Bars, water, beer, snacks and small bags of ganga.  Ohhh yeah, that would be a great idea.  Lemme rip a bong hit here <cough> and I'll be right behind ya....

In the interest of unfettered candor, the YRC Alpine Touring Staff must report that one Buddha seemed to be in a hurry to keep up with the guide, perhaps to reach the guest lodges at the summit.  The other took ummm...frequent stops along the trail to examine rocks, trees, birds, or anything soft to pass out on.  Regular YRC readers will be pleased to know that there was nothing soft...

The Path to Enlightenment

It was there, reclining by the trail, that the Path to the Math of Enlightenment was discovered.  According to Buddhist teachings, there is the Eightfold Path:
In the same way I saw an ancient path, an ancient road, traveled by the Rightly Self-awakened Ones of former times. And what is that ancient path, that ancient road, traveled by the Rightly Self-awakened Ones of former times? Just this noble eightfold path: right view, right aspiration, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right mindfulness, right concentration...I followed that path. 
—Nagara Sutta[4][5]
Mountains have that mystic feel, yes?  We here at the YRC would recommend hiking the Leaping Tiger 28 Bends for those who wish to be Seekers of Oxygen.  It was there that we discovered that To Be is To Breathe.  Meditate on this, most esteemed YRC readers, and we will continue the Adventure in Yunnan next week!

Friday, May 3, 2013

Special Video Edition of the Yellow RIver Chronicles....Fade to Light!

This week we present a special video edition of the Yellow River Chronicles with a trailer for the first YRC Films Production, "Fade to Light".  Be sure to watch it full-screen for the full effect.


Thanks for tuning in and see you next week!